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Gado on Trump's Old-World handful

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Les carottes sont cuites

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A mon avis, François Fillon ne pourra pas sortir intact de l'imbroglio dans lequel il se trouve. Il aura été président de France pendant moins de temps qu'il faut pour manger un bol de carottes cuites. Voici un extrait bien écrit par Colin Folliot dans Le Monde : Au-delà de son image écornée, c’est aussi son projet politique qui est devenu d’un coup un peu moins audible : l’austérité, les suppressions de postes de fonctionnaires, la critique de l’assistanat deviennent difficiles à défendre s’il est avéré que son épouse a reçu 500 000 euros d’argent public sans avoir fourni un travail effectif. C’est enfin un nouvel élément qui décrédibilise davantage la parole politique. Cliquer ICI pour les goûter.

Doomsday Clock

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The Doomsday Clock is frighteningly close to midnight. Two and a half minutes. We’re left with 150 seconds before atomic destruction… thanks, above all, to a mad ginger-haired US asshole. I pray to God that this idiot gets blown to buggery as soon as possible, to save decent humanity. #Pugwash

Tourist plane crashes in Perth (Australia)

Click HERE to access a French press article on a crash in Western Australia, which resulted in the deaths of two people. The accident occurred on Australia Day.

Candidate has to drive out of a mess

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                         Jean-François Monier / AFP Things were going fine for François Fillon . A few weeks ago, many people in France imagined him as the future president of the Republic. Not only does he believe in God; he also believes in automobiles, and knows how to handle them in the city of Le Mans, where he was born. At the height of his glory as a Right-wing presidential candidate, he gave the wheel of his automobile to his wife Penelope … who rapidly steered her husband into a big pile of mud on the track, which seems to be clogging up his engine. They've drawn to a halt by the side of the track, where they're trying to figure out if they can restart their vehicle. As an observer, with little experience of this kind of situation, I would say that the answer is definitely no. I fear they've screwed up the engine. But one never knows.

The Perfect Narcissist for the Selfie Age

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Photo courtesy of AP Photo/Matt Rourke The other night on my way home from the office, I stopped at the mall to do a little shopping.   As I got out of my car in the parking lot, I noticed a woman moving quickly through the parked cars with her arm outstretched in front of her.   She was holding her cell phone and videotaping herself walking to her car.   Periodically, she would run her fingers through her long hair to let the breeze catch the strands to give her that special wind-blown look. At work, I have started reversing into the parking space so that when I leave for the day, I simply drive forward out of the space.   Why?   I have had too many close calls when backing out with people walking behind me or in my blind spot while texting or looking at their phone screens thereby failing to see me.   It’s scary and I don’t want to run over someone. I have been plagued with muscle spasms in my lower back.   When the muscles seize, I have little cont...

ES proposal: Shared memory and atomics

The ECMAScript proposal “ Shared memory and atomics ” by Lars T. Hansen has reached stage 4 this week and will be part of ECMAScript 2017. It introduces a new constructor SharedArrayBuffer and a namespace object Atomics with helper functions. This blog post explains the details. Parallelism vs. concurrency Before we begin, let’s clarify two terms that are similar, yet distinct: “parallelism” and “concurrency”. Many definitions for them exist; I’m using them as follows: Parallelism (parallel vs. serial): execute multiple tasks simultaneously Concurrency (concurrent vs. sequential): execute several tasks during overlapping periods of time (and not one after another). Both are closely related, but not the same: Parallelism without concurrency: single instruction, multiple data (SIMD). Multiple computations happen in parallel, but only a single task (instruction) is executed at any given moment. Concurrency without parallelism: multitasking via time-sharing on a single-core CPU. However,...